The Pros and Cons of Owning a Yellow Car

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/10/2014 at 14:03 • Filed to: None

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Pros:

It's easy to find in the parking lot

It turns heads, no matter what it is

It makes you feel happy

It doesn't change color during pollen season

Cons:

It's conspicuous

Grime and flaws in the paint show easily

Bees like it. You have to chase a few away every time you go to get in it.

Justin Young > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2014 at 14:07

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Obligatory.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Justin Young 05/10/2014 at 14:19

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ptak appreciates old racecars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2014 at 14:32

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dat neon

Manuél Ferrari > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2014 at 15:15

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I never knew bees like it.

I've never been stung by a bee. For all I know I'm allergic and one sting will kill me.

Maybe I should avoid yellow cars.

roflcopter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2014 at 19:30

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I <3 mine.

And I can second the notion of the chasing bees away. Ones aged to sneak in when I left for an hour drive the other day, queue insane swerving on the interstate.

SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2014 at 21:41

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Fellow #YellowCarGang member here. I can confirm everything you say.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manuél Ferrari 05/10/2014 at 23:09

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Bees see in ultraviolet. Yellow appears as a bright glowing beacon to them, that's why flower centers are yellow. Bees get confused and think the car is a flower.

Manuél Ferrari > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/11/2014 at 01:01

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The poor little guys think they've found the biggest flower ever!!!